• Please do not park in any numbered parking spaces in my road, or in the garages area - These spaces are allocated for my neighbours who may need them at any time. There are plenty of unmarked parking spaces on the road or in the free marked parking bays.
• Please do not talk loudly on your mobile phone when you are walking from your car to my house - Especially during warm weather when windows are open and you never know who's listening or watching.
• Please arrive on time, never early, and let me know if you are going to be delayed by more than 5 minutes.
• Please do not loiter in my road, either on foot or in your car. If you arrive early then please park in a different road whilst you wait for the appointment time.
• Please wait until you are inside my house with the door closed before you offer hearty vocal greetings.

Please don't be put off by any of the above. I live in a friendly neighbourhood and none of my neighbours know what I do... Let's keep it that way!